this is the greatest thing I have read all day
im screaming
@energizer fuck you for making your batteries last so long in dildos
THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT OHMYGOD
BAHAH so great
I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
— Sylvia Plath, “Mad Girl’s Love Song” (via glittertomb)
