November 2011
15 posts
A Tiny Bit Marvellous
headupinthe-clouds:
Genuine horror: The kind of fright that makes you eat a tiny bit of your pants with your bum hole.
Ed and I watched Gia last night, two bottles of wine in tow. We were aiming for a good cry-fest but instead ended up blissfully drunk and gossiped like two old birds. I can’t tell you how many times I uttered the words, “I really want a smoke … and some drugs.” Angelina Jolie brings out the best in me.